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We are a group of undergraduate university students complaining and talking about things in our lives that we can't change. We also like waffle. Everything on this page may or may not be true.
Aidan Yong
On an average Aidan day, you can find him haunting and terrorising the halls of RMIT before proceeding to pretend that he is doing work at the State Library. Although he is an avid enjoyer of intriguing memes that no one else understands, a Collingwood supporter all year round and professional Drizzy Drake glazer, Aidan also enjoys reading long books about astrophysics.
Cedric Fun
A typical Cedric day involves telling everyone that he will be going to university, before proceeding to not go to university. Maybe a cheeky Friday will see his presence at unimelb lucky. Apart from that, most days Cedric sits in the group chat complaining about things that do not concern him at all. He thinks that Lil Wayne > Drizzy Drake, and likes to read lengthy books about the economic and political state of the world.
Faisal Al-Sabbagh
If you need to find Faisal, realistically there is only three places you need to try: work, gym or indulging in the Monash experience. Other than that he does not touch grass. For real. So now I'm going to waffle on a bit because there is nothing else that we can say about him. He can tell you every unreleased Kanye song. He knows every single player in the AFL. He loves listening to Taylor Swift. Only one of those things is true. I think.
Manhar Singh
Don't even try and contact this dude until 3pm. Because he's probably going to be sleeping. Some will say that he is a major club warrior, some will say that he is the biggest Josh Daicos fan in the world, some will say that he has not dropped a score below 95% in his Deakin career. Those are all rumours though- the true Manhar Singh loves long walks on the beach and COMBYANASHEN. Somehow pulls money out his ass.
Will Howell
Most days when I open the group chat any time after 5pm I am greeted by a photo of William holding a Great Northern with the caption 'happy, happy, happy.' Make of that what you will. Apart from that, Will enjoys playing a sport where you stand around in a field all day waiting for the ball, and another one where instead of using your foot to score a goal like in soccer you use a stick. He also sings along to the national anthem when it comes up on TV. Studies Bachelors of Public Health and Promotion at Deakin.